Elf’s song – or how I met anime.

There are so many empty blogs on the site. Almost no one writes to sports. Anime blog is empty. Some others are also deprived of our (and yours) attention. I decided to correct the current situation a little, especially since writing is there something.

I never ranked myself anime. I do not understand Japanese, I don’t know what it means "Saionara", I do not like kawaii, and in general – for a long time considered this genre of specific fun for preoccupied adolescents. By the age of twenty, I only looked at "Akiru" And "Ghost in armor". Well, the animation of the studio Died Same. But work Hayao Miyazaki I can’t count on the anime. I always considered them something big, amazing fairy tales for all generations of people, for all ages, for all worldviews. Honestly: "Shreks, Madagascar, glacial periods" – seemed to me soulless crafts for the log house of dough with gullible schoolchildren. If I could shout to the whole world: “Children, do not go to this disgrace! They show the asses of zebras, discuss the menstrual period of mammoths and try to explain that huge green monsters have every right to love, and give sunflower to the objects of their sighing, even despite the fact that the connection of a person and troll at least resembles a zoophilia, ”I would have done it with pleasure. And I would also send all the children to review the anime from Miyazaki, All possible claims to which are stuck in the throat after the first frames.

But this is not about that today. I met anime series after the army. It seemed strange that the hefty redneck was suddenly carried away by some incomprehensible cartoons, instead of watching "Detective stories from NTV", Or what is customary to look at adult uncles who returned from the service. But it turned out, as it turned out, nothing can be done with me. Apparently I ate too often wrong honey from wrong bees, and having matured, for some reason did not guess how to behave, being an adult, and what to do. In general, I stumbled upon this series by accident. I was looking for something bloody on the Internet, and the search engine unexpectedly gave me an anime. I will not say that I was surprised, but my curiosity suddenly woke up and began to demand my legal share of adrenaline. Okay, God be with you, let’s look "This is your anime" – with such thoughts, I resolutely went to the TV.

Five hours later, when the last credits ran across the screen, I suddenly found myself chained to a chair, with an absolutely oil look, an open mouth and amazing warmth in the abdomen. This feeling is difficult to confuse with something else-I fell in love. This specific love of art was not the first time for me. I happened to experience such emotions when my first acquaintance with football, since then we are together, go hand in hand in life, and imagine ourselves in the world without football, I can no longer.

And then, after several hours of inseparable viewing, I began to understand what the hell like this thing for me. Yes – she is strange. Yes – unusual, especially for me. But interesting. Exciting. Enveloping, enveloping You from head to toe, forcing you to think about yourself, acting like a drug, when you want more and more, and behind your thoughts about a new dose, you gradually forget about your other hobbies. Maybe I’m too ambitious. Football at first acted on me as well, but in the end we got a strong friendship with him rather than a bright passion. Now, after some time, just such feelings associate me with anime. I no longer absorb him gallons, just swallowing the whole and practically without chewing, going in search of a new dose. No, now I’m thoughtful and attentive. I look, analyze, try to understand the motives of the main characters, looking for inconsistencies, find fault with the drawing and audio row. In short, I behave like a normal viewer, trying to criticize the moments incomprehensible to me and remembering every yawn when viewing (the fewer yawns, the higher the chance that the work will go to the favorites folder and will periodically be reviewed alone or with friends).

So, having sorted out his feelings, your humble servant decided to review his first series again, so that on a sober head and with a new approach to judgments to evaluate the actual quality of the film (I wonder if it is possible to call anime film?). By that time, I managed to collect a good such selection of reviews (reviews in my head – thoughts) for the reviewed material. That is, in addition to the gradual "Waste»From my first impressions, and spiritual growing up, I got a wonderful opportunity to compare the works among myself, choosing the best, and trying to explain to myself what is the charm of a particular anime, and how it differs from the rest.

And then an hour has come X. With an absolutely serious look, I sat down opposite the TV, thinking about how best to divide my time, because the prospect of spending five hours in front of the screen did not particularly excite me. “I will divide the parts: today there are three episodes, tomorrow three, so for four days I will finish” – the decision seemed uncomplicated, but very naive, as it later became clear. Well, the button on the remote control is pressed, it rushed … I woke up in five hours in the same pose. The mouth is open, the gaze is blurry, warm, good .. Eh. What are you doing to me? I wanted to compare you, find shortcomings, evaluate you and understand your place in my personal coordinate system. And what? How to do this if you grab me and drag me, drag me somewhere … It turned out that the usual selection criteria for it (elven song-. aut.) do not work. What is wrong? A lot of blood? Dumb main character, sometimes not understanding obvious truths? Kawaii? The widespread use of rudimentary erotica (namely rudimentary, since it looks, in most cases, completely asxious, without causing any associations with the popular Etty genre)? "Anime"And universal stamps that the director uses? Some other claims? All of the above is easily killed by an indescribable atmosphere of the series.

I would compare all this pile of claims with a small cockroach, which seems to have just been born, and starts to run around the kitchen in search of food to grow, develop, fat and swell .. Balmes! The poor man is crushed by huge (by his cockroach standards) slippers. This one slippers He catches you and does not want to let go to the very end; You are languidly resisting, trying to go to bed, but your arguments seem funny to him, he just holds you, and, at some point, you understand that you were clinging to him and do not want to let go of.

It became interesting to me how it looks from the outside? The fanatic paints undoubted Advantages "your own»Object for worship, with the obvious intention to name, sorry, shit everyone who does not agree with this? In the spirit of eternal srach, which is better – PC or console? I really hope that I do not cause such emotions and no Butthert In the comments on my assessment, I will not see this work.

In short, for a short period of https://nogamstop-casinos.co.uk/live-casinos/ acquaintance with the anime series, I have not yet seen anything that would catch the same way. I do not like to give grades, but without hesitation, I would slap it without hesitation Ten. The same for sound accompaniment – soundtracks "elven song»Soon they will get out of my head, and is unlikely to leave a personal playlist in the near future. And the last assessment is general, for the entire project.

Because if it is not "amazing", then what then?

Initially, I wanted to write a review on this work, but in the process of thinking I came to the conclusion that I would not succeed. To be honest, the shitty Wikipedia, and the retelling of the plots of films, games and anime, causes yawn and a persistent desire to plunge into ice water – and suddenly helps? So in the end, a fairly short autobiographical essay was obtained, the purpose of which is not an attempt to advise a good anime for viewing, but to understand whether people can feel such feelings at all? It is clear what they can, but what is it expressed? How they feel themselves, how they explain the ongoing metamorphoses to themselves? And maybe someone also liked the "elven song", and he will describe what emotions she caused him?

Perhaps this is all, I dare not delay anymore.

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My long relationship with the anime also began with the song. True, I was not good, warm and at least somehow positive. I sat down before going to bed half an hour to pass, stupidly drove into the search engine to Mail Video Anime (I don’t know what the hell I pulled, but I was very negative about the anime), he stupidly gave me an elven song, I thought “cool, elves, we’ll see what the fuck people got out of their minds” and sat down to watch. In general, I do not really remember at what moment I first traded, but the final credits, and part -time also early morning, I met with a mock from tears Mike, a renounced look and the feeling that I was dancing with a salca rink now on me. I don’t remember how much I still sat and stupidly stared at the black screen, but only the thought brought me out that I had to get up at 6 in the morning, I can’t skip in any case, and if I don’t sleep at least a couple of hours now, I can take out the corpse. All day I passed like a zombie, and by the evening, when the brain finally escaped from shock, at least somehow I pumped my heavily grown tender children’s psyche and gathered myself in a heap, I realized that I want more! Until now, with pleasure, I am thinking of occasionally ^ ___ ^ still one of the most lucid anime, but I never advise anyone> _

So that is the joke. There is none of this.) There is no in your mind, after you watched it. You try to remember what was there, and in the end you consider it almost a family comedy. Happy Yend – There is! Narred hero guy – there is. Lighting and warmth – yes as much as you like. That’s what, what, and warm tube moments in the EP no less than dismemberment. There are simple and understandable stories, there are children’s problems, there is a villain who, in the end, turns out to be not so, and you even respect him. There is a nude unlucky child in the body of an adult girl. Also a scenario sophistication and a director’s find. Yes, the moment when she was described on the floor is common to everyone who has nephews. But at the same time, all this is never boring. Blood and dismemberment give a special charm to this anime, and at the same time manage not to spoil it. History is interesting to observe, you emphasize the characters. But the main thing is that it is surprisingly whole. All in the aggregate gives an amazing effect. Maybe if the creators removed the torn heads and groaned eyes, they would ruin the whole effect. Perhaps there would be no integrity at all. One way or another – an elven song is anything, but not garbage. Here’s not garbage. And point.

Well, of course, watch anime and torment cats is the same sadism. Of the animeish, only maniacs and sadists grow, as well as from the tormentors of cats and dogs, yeah. I’m not animashnik horseradish, first Read Blog in which you write. At 27, you need to learn how to respect other people’s hobbies, no one is obliged to love and watch what you think is right. If you were a schoolboy, I would not even answer you. But to talk with adults, I am always interested in finding out their motives, and I sincerely do not understand how you could at 27 compare a couple of blows from the red pencil (or what the anime is drawn there?) with the torment of dogs. There are people who tell me that watching football is idiocy. There are hatering video games. You are only one person with your subjective opinion, and I would understand him if it were not for the categoricality with which you expressed it. Categoricality inherent only by embittered shkolot. It’s one thing to say: “I don’t like the anime, because I do not understand this genre of animation and all” I would agree with you. Other: “Anime-shitty, anime-shitty, football players are shitty, and all because I am the smartest of you”, this is what your commentary sounded like this. And this is called trolling. And answer this normally, without bile, not many will succeed. Most bloggers would attack you for such tactics of behavior, and would begin to tear the most primitive methods (like sending a fuck, believe me with me). But I judged primarily by the style of the text. Thoughts you set out infidels. (infidels – because the hobbies of other people are idiocy just because you do not like them, and try to explain it with idiotic comparisons with the torment of dogs are insanely different things, you must understand this) but you set them out enough “by adult”, and not just writing that the anime is “feces”. Here is the "highly intellectual" in quotation marks. And words

annoying absolutely all people. From the outside it looks like some kind of narcissism, Like I am the coolest, smart, and my hobbies are the most correct, and you are all stupid, not cool, and your hobbies are crap for morons. I am well done, you are shit! What do you think to this will react? So think again, whether they answered you with bile, or considered an adequate person for an adult, and therefore tried to explain everything as clearly as possible. Although what is there to think, option number 2)))

For every word you have a huge smack on the cheek! My opinion on cicadas coincides with yours by 200% ^ _ ^ Indeed, if you evaluate the series by the totality of the shown, then you understand what the whole essence. And there is an ova in which Ricky’s hit is shown to another world, in which everything is initially good, and they raise such a matter of choice. I even thought about my life at that moment – but I would decide to change it like this? After all, life is one … in short, I voy!)))

Write some kind of review with a deep analysis of the "elven song", is really somehow not real. With a bunch of anime cliches and simply not the most pleasant things, the anime delays and causes a storm of a wide variety of emotions. Well, what else is required of such a work?

I have always said and will say that anime is a genre limited only by certain, quite wide, criteria for displaying the picture. In terms of the plot and presentation, certainly there is no framework. There is a cliche, but where they do not happen. And the embodiment of directorial and copyright ideas here goes much cheaper (I am sure that even the most popular Seyu gets fees much less than Angelina Jolie and other mega-stars), despite the fact that it can be no less colorful and enjoyable for the eye.

You still confused me with a fifteen -year -old schoolboy and, most likely, did not even read three lines of the text before pouring his indignation in the form of a short, but “highly intellectual” speech. Damn what I’m doing? Santiaag would write easier to go fuck, but I’m not Santiaaga and generally kind. It seems not small, I must understand that it is seriously talking about violence in anime, just as in games – nonsense. A little red color does not arouse in me sadistic instincts, and if you recall the useless quality of blood and wounds, it is more like a ketchup than something serious.

Five centimeters per second – yes! This is a plus. There is advice, if you have not seen a “girl who has conquered time”, be sure to look. It is family, I just did not look at him with whom, and everyone likes it!)

Cicadas is very fan> _< на самом деле, как по мне, то смотреть интересно их стало со второго сезона и чем ближе к концу — тем интереснее. Первым сезоном я отчаянно давилась с перерывом в полгода и вообще уже не очень помню, что ж мя таки побудило их досмотреть. В конце — реально понравилось, я поняла, почему народ от них тащится, и весь первый вымученный мною (в паре мест аж подташнивало) сезон — действительно этого стоил.

Hm. I have already heard praise towards the elven song. Probably worth a look. I’ll put it on my list.

Of all the above, I watched only a notebook, a completely interesting thing to a certain plot turn.Ep once tried to read the manga, but did not master+I do not like blood

The psychological drama, where the kind and naive girl Lucy approaches adults and asks: “And where, in fact, the elves?»Adult uncles burst with shame, since there are no elves in the series

Dear, I don’t know if you watched Code Geass, but I advise you to watch. This anime is often compared with the death notebook there are disputes, they say, which is better. I also advise Bakuman, an excellent anime from the creators of the notebook, which is in great detail and excitingly describes the life of Mangak and this titanic work) If you liked the black lagoon, I also advise Darker than Black (gloomy detective) and Steins; Gate (anime from the series: what would happen if it would be if it would be? Tells about the time of time, moreover, real scientific theories are taken as the basis, and they are called their real names).

In short, for a short period of acquaintance with the anime series, I have not yet seen anything that would catch the same way.

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